these 2kids are actually my cousins,Joel &Marcus.
they were totally fascinated by JR, lol.
photo taken on the day before Fathers' Day.
went gym today!
the pictures above is Clubfitt @Anchorvale CC
like finally got to exercise, hahahah!
i ran like 8km plus today.
but ate mac after that -.-
the only place we can eat @Anchorvale CC is mac lor!
stayed @gym all the way till closing time.
that is the reason why i managed to got pictures with no one in it :D
we were the last ones left there.
okay, here are 3jokes told by Gaoyuan :D
no offences but i don't think any of my friends are ahbengs.
anyway, it's just for laughs.
#1
Ah Beng ordered a pizza and the waitress asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
Ah Beng said "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
#2
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY FIVE MONTHS TO DO IT," Ah Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG," the friend exclaims."YOU ARE A FOOL."
Ah Beng replies," NO LAH, SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7YRS, LEH!"
#3
Three guys entered a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms, the second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all lined up, the whistle blows and "splash," they're all in the pool.
The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly, but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom.
Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides he had better dive down to rescue his opponent.
He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, whereupon the head started coughing and spluttering.
Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three years I've spent learning to swim with my frickin' ears, then two minutes before the whistle, some idiot puts a swimming cap on me!"
goodnight peeps :D
